As he gazed up at the sky, the twinkling light of thousands of stars (having traveled from places older than ancient) fell upon his retinas sending a signal to his brain, and he said, “Yes. I am a monkey.”
I have a feeling this is gonna be real good.
Do you think people are mostly good, mostly evil, or an even mix of both?
Nothing is so complicated that it cannot be simplified by hard work.
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart!
**cue theme to Jaws Deep Blue Sea
Sometimes I flip a coin just to see which side I want it to land on.
Oh so THAT’S what God’s face looks like. huh.
Your son… I swear he already gets it.